Tonight I have to direct you towards another url. As I’ve already chronicled this particular misadventure on my photography website. I do promise though, the many photographs of our frosty day are well worth the visit. I know you’ll laugh as much as we did as we battled the environment to get these important shots.
And a big thank you to Jamie for not only volunteering as my assistant today, but for capturing the entire thing with her iPhone. LMAO
I volunteer in the girl’s classroom on Thursdays, and like any Thursday, I was there today. I love that the kids seem to enjoy my being there. They get extra attention, so it’s a good thing. I always get a ton of hugs, they draw me pictures, I read stories, and I just hang out and listen to anything they feel is important enough to share.
Today, Hailey came over to me, with her hands on her hips, looking very serious. She stood, looking at me for a second, one eye narrowed, before she finally spoke. Then in a slightly accusatory tone she asked “Why does Lily-Ann always look so pretty?” Pretty coming out with a little extra venom. I thought for a brief moment (stifling my laughter) and replied “Well, I guess that’s just how she feels inside.” Seemingly satisfied with my answer, she sauntered off.
We all, by now, should be well aware of how awesome The Oatmeal is. Dood’s been around the web a few times, he’s definitely not the new kid on the net. But every so often a friend will forward me something by him that just kills me. Tonight was one of those times.
The Dog Paradox is roughly 35 frames long. It’s a biggie, especially for a web comic… but it’s just too good to be missed. And I did just fine, internal brain laughter, allowing the girl to continue to sleep next to me, until I hit the following frames. Then the big old belly laughs erupted, shaking the bed, and testing my pelvic floor muscles as I attempted to stifle my gafaws into quiet giggles thus disturbing her only temporarily allowing her to slip back into her deep slumber.
So there you go… one small taste of this doozy. You can check out the entire 35 frame cartoon (and purchase the poster) at: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dog_paradox – and I highly recommend you do. 🙂
It has been a long day, and I’m absolutely exhausted… so I have to admit to some relief knowing I can let my photography do the talking tonight. 😉
A couple of weeks ago now, I did a shoot with an absolutely charming couple – who seemed to think I’d have a hard time capturing even one good photograph. I knew very early on that not only would I get one, I’d get dozens.
Sandra and Keith were absolutely wonderful. They were such convivial company, and they had such infectious smiles. I thoroughly enjoyed my time with them, and editing their photographs just brought it all back. Funny how that works. 😉
Have you discovered Busty Girl Comics yet? No? Ohhhh…. You are in for a treat!
And seriously, even better than the wit and wisdom (yep, there’s a healthy dose of that too)? She’s totally inclusive and has a great level-headed approach to her work. She’s trans* friendly, pro-breastfeeding, and all about loving your body – whomever you are. So yeah. Definitely worth checking out. 🙂 …and you’re welcome – cause I know you’ll be thanking me afterwards. 😉
Busy Girl Comics is at http://bustygirlcomics.com/
Well, today was another busy one with the girl. And at her insistence I took pictures and videos throughout our afternoon. It was definitely one worth remembering. Heck, as we walked out of the school gym after taking a photo with the guys from Hoja she exclaimed: “BEST DAY EVER!” So, even though it was bright sunshiny and beautiful when we left to walk to school, and (with no rain in the forecast or grey cloud in the sky when we got there) we gratefully had to borrow Ms. Tracy’s umbrella for the walk home? It really was a lovely afternoon.
And in case you’d been wondering, Lily-Ann asked the guys from Hoja what their favourite farm animals are. Turns out Matt (the fellow with the beard, who was absolutely amazing with the girl… seriously super sweet fellow who couldn’t have been nicer to her) loves cows. He likes their bells and the silly way they move. Dave and Jesse both prefer pigs; Jesse (the young kid in the center) thinks they’re cute while Dave (who received gasps from the students when he revealed – shockingly – that he is THIRTY) likes the noises they make. The girl? Being swayed by her animal sign likes pigs too.
You can check out Hoja at http://hojaworld.com.
I don’t know about you, but I love the “crappy pictures” blog. It’s a pretty good look inside life as a parent, and has a way of capturing those moments you need to laugh about so you don’t start crying. LOL One particular drawing that I picture quite often, that I first saw ages ago now… or, well… what feels like ages ago in Mommy to a young child time, can be found here: http://crappypictures.com/2011/06/what-it-is-like-to-not-sleep-at-night-illustrated-with-crappy-pictures.html
Now, I have that link set to open in a new window. So go take a peek if you haven’t seen it before, and then get your butts back here for the rest of my blog post. I’ll wait.
See? This is me waiting.
Are you finished yet?
How about now?
Just about done?
Back to me. 😉
Well, when the kid fell asleep last night, as usual I wrote my blog post… it was pretty boring, but it had been a “sick day” and my brain was pretty much toast. The girl was still sick today, but I actually got to have a small bath break in the evening while her Daddy and her each played games on their respective mobile devices, next to one another, in the same room, rather than playing WITH one another (I wasn’t going to complain, I needed the break). Okay, now I’m getting off topic (seriously, I hadn’t had a mommy-only bath in MONTHS, it was SOOOO good… just me and the only grown up reading material I could find – a Readers Digest from last year). LOL
Okay, so anyway… After writing in my blog, the Daddy and I turned on a couple of episodes of Community to wind down for the night. It wasn’t long before THIS happened:
And yes… that is the kid, taking up the entire top half of our family bed. So, while Amber so perfectly illustrated the baby starfish in her crappy pictures blog, this is what it’s looks like when a four and a half year old starfishes across the entire family bed.
Gotta love it!
A few days ago I’m in the middle of cleaning up some craft stuff the kid and I had been using when I hear her yelling from the bathroom. Turns out that, while she was sitting on the toilet, she stopped to gaze in at what she’d produced and off popped her bracelet for a 8.9 splashdown. My hands are covered in stuff (crafting, remember?), I’m in the middle of a gooey mess. And I, grateful that her Dad is home, yell for assistance. Not impressed at being pulled away from whatever he happened to be doing (I’m guessing a game on FB or the Wii) he comes around the corner to ask what I am bellowing about.
“So you expect ME to get it out of there?!?!”
“No. I just need you to find me a wire hanger and unravel it, and I’ll be there in a second to get it out.”
A bunch of groaning and grunting follows. This prompts me to make an inquiry of my dear husband, whom I love so very much: “How many times have you fished something out of the toilet that Lily put there?”
This prompts a further query on my part: “Did you think we had the only kid who has NEVER put something in there?”
“Do you want to take a guess at how many times I’ve gone toilet fishing in the last four years?”
“I didn’t think so.”
At this point I stormed off rather dramatically to finish trying to constrain the glittery mess that threatened to engulf our living space. Very honestly I still had every intention of fishing out her bobble myself. But when I came back to the bathroom I noted a straightened hanger sitting beside the loo, and a lovely little bracelet with rainbow beads drip drying from the last remaining hook.
Sometimes all a person needs reminding of is how much of the mess they DON’T see.
And nope, the incident has never been mentioned since.