Okay, one last post on the new Hobbit movie. I just can’t let this slide. I actually found this completely insulting and fairly disgusting to tell the truth.
The fact that movie moguls assumed The Hobbit wouldn’t be marketable to a certain segment of the population without eye candy is completely degrading. When I watch a movie, especially one with a literary foundation like The Hobbit, I’m not watching it looking out for hot men or sexy women. I’m watching it for the story. The notion that I, or anyone attracted to men, wouldn’t be interested in seeing the film if it were lacking in sex appeal is pretty revolting.
Every time I saw one of these “sexy” dwarves it pissed me off.
There was a lot in The Hobbit that left me feeling less than satisfied, but this whole thing with the dwarves? Not cool. Not at all. Can someone explain to me exactly how we go from this:
…because frankly? Besides attempting to sex-up The Hobbit (which is supposed to be a light hearted children’s story) I can’t see any reason for the change. And for anyone who loved the book, not only is the movie Thorin uncharacteristically good looking he’s also uncharacteristically noble and self-sacrificing with a voice as smooth as silk. Movie Thorin would be welcome many places (and in many beds), but in this movie? Not so much.
Of all the things wrong with the new hobbit movie (and despite the long list I AM trying desperately to like it still) this one is the worst. It is insulting, degrading, and someone – perhaps many someones – really deserve to be slapped upside the head over their misogynistic attitudes. Because truly, there is something wrong with the person who believes we must be tricked into a theater with the promise of eye candy. Seriously, eye candy not required or requested.
For more reading on what exactly went wrong with what should have been a wonderful romp of a movie, visit http://whatculture.com/film/the-hobbit-20-blunders-that-ruined-an-unexpected-journey.php
And, just because I am concerned that some may lay blame with Armitage (the actor portraying Thorin), I feel the need to note; Armitage does a beautiful job portraying this non-dwarf version of Thorin. The fault for this offense does not lie with him. He’s not the one who chose to change a character to appease some warped view of the movie going public.
Every so often I go through one of these anti-tech phases… shunning FB, twitter, pinterest, wish, wordpress, and my phone. And yeah… I’m kinda in the middle of one right now. That said, I will attempt to resume my regularly scheduled, six nights a week, blogging. To that end, here I am. Blogging.
On Christmas (yep, actually ON Christmas, at 10:45 PM) Damon and I went to see The Hobbit. Now, to give you a little back story, and I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned this all before, The Hobbit? It’s more than a book, more than a movie, more than a script to me. It’s a huge freakin’ part of my life and has been since my childhood. After blogging for as many years as I have been, I’m certain I’ve mentioned this before, so I’m guessing if you search my blog for “hobbit” that more than a few entries will pop up. It’s been a big deal in my life, and helped shape me in many ways. However, I’m still feeling rather anti-tech-ish, so I don’t feel all that up to typing and sharing a peroration. So just pretend that you are with me and as excited as I am/was.
So YAY!!!! The Hobbit!!!
Well… all I really feel prepared to say is skip the 3D. Honestly. If you have yet to catch The Hobbit at your local cinema, watch the 2D version of it. The movie should have been incredibly immersive experience, but I found I was constantly pulled out of the story by the 3D. It’s not that it’s a bad use of it, it’s just that stylistically it doesn’t work for much of the storytelling. Sure, there are a few scenes that looked really impressive, but the majority of the time it just pulls you away from the story. And that, my friends? Is a sure fire way to ruin what could have been an amazing movie going experience.
So my YAY became a disappointing sigh as I was repeatedly pulled out of the story because of what? Tech. That’s right. Which probably doesn’t help my current anti-tech phase. Too much tech. Boo.
With that, I’ll sign off for the night.
Wishing you all a wonderful tech-filled night without disappointment. 😉